MY TOILET ADVENTURE

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Well this is kinda disturbing and funny have u ever been in a situation where ur purging and then you enter public transport all of a sudden you needed to use the toilet?? Well let me gist you On a Friday I went out to yaba coming from sango on my way back my stomach started paining me I thought I could hold it till I get home then I entered a bus from oshodi and it was 400 then at that moment I knew that my village people where after me I really needed to go to the toilet and the traffic from oshodi to ikeja was mad at that point I started sweating so bad and all in my head was I needed to go to the toilet blood of Christ is got to a moment that I could not sit down well then I started doing change your style then a thought came to my head that I should ask the conductor for like 200 get down and look for where to toilet but we where still around oshodi and it was late but the thought of toilet overshadowed the thought of I could be kidnapped well I didn't do that then in my mind I was telling my self I can hold till I get home but the traffic was serious luckily we passed ikeja and the road was free then we started entering gallop and then this made we wanna toilet more at a point I stopped sweating well I was putting on a wig then I wanted to remove it but no na I left i.
The toilet was so intense that when we got to agege market I was thinking of getting down and entering somewhere to ease my self but yet again I told my self I could hold it Immediately I heard the conductor saying abulegba I was so happy cus my stop was alakuko that when the driver knw he wanted to buy fuel and so you all know I was the last person in the bus I was at d extreme end of the bus so I could no achieve any of plans even if I wanted to as I was saying the driver got down and went to use the toilet see this agent of the devil o we had to wait for him then he come and we left so you know I have already removed my belt and my button so I heard my bus stop and got down I was walking like a drunkard at this point I always enter keke to get to my bus stop but as e dey be I flew bike and den got to my busstop then wanted to enter bike to my house and the bike man was calling price I entered and when I got to my house I paid what I would pay on a norms and I saw the gate open I was so thankful to God and then u should know what happens after that THE END PLS COMMENT BELOW IF YOU HAVE EVER EXPERIENCED SOMETHING LIKE THIS

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